Beav

ELDERLY FANTASY

> A 90-year Old Man Said To His Doctor, 'I've Never Felt Better...
> I Have A 22-year Old Bride Who Is Pregnant With My Child. What Do You
> Think Of That?'
> The Doctor Replied, 'I Have An Elderly Friend Who Is A Hunter
> And Never Misses A Season. One Day He Was In A Hurry And Picked Up His
> Umbrella Instead Of His Gun By Mistake. When He Got To The Creek, He
> Saw A Beaver. He Raised His Umbrella And Went 'bang, Bang, Bang', And
> The Beaver Fell Dead. What Do You Think Of That?'
> The 90-year Old Said, 'I'd Say Somebody Else Shot The Beaver.'
>
> The Doctor Said, 'My Point Exactly'.